SHITPOSTING ON OMEGLE, PART 1
Question to discuss:
I just found out that I have an incurable STD and I'm pregnant from a black dude. How do I tell my boyfriend?
Stranger 1: who cares
Stranger 1: see
Stranger 1: nobody
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Question to discuss:
I just got diagnosed as HIV positive from what I assume is my time in prison. How do I tell my boyfriend?
Stranger 1: hi
Stranger 1: asl :D
Question to discuss:
I just got diagnosed as HIV positive from what I assume is my time in prison. How do I tell my boyfriend?
Stranger 2: with your mouth?
Question to discuss:
My anus is bleeding profusely, to the point where it hurts to sit down. I also have painful sores around my vagina.
Should I stop drinking Pepsi products?
Stranger 1: wut
Stranger 1: try coke
Stranger 2: Go to a doctor.
Stranger 1: That too
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Should we be paying more or less for overweight prostitutes?
Stranger 1: asl
Stranger 2: 15 m usa
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Question to discuss:
Should we be paying more or less for overweight prostitutes?
Stranger 2: same
Stranger 1: more, they need feeding
Question to discuss:
Should we be paying more or less for overweight prostitutes?
Stranger 1: less
Stranger 1: cause barely anyone going to fuck them
Stranger 1: so lower your prices
Stranger 1: or we move on
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Question to discuss:
Why isn't my doggy moving when I poke him? Why is he so cold?
Stranger 1: Welp
Stranger 1: either your dead
Stranger 1: or you forgot to feed him for a week
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Question to discuss:
My microwave and phone are broken and I can't reach the hot pockets. I fear I don't have much time left. What should I do?
Stranger 1: eat it raw
Stranger 2: you should just kill yourself
Stranger 2: there no hope for you
Stranger 1: or that
Stranger 2: i moved to the uk last year
Stranger 2: and they dont have hot pockets
Stranger 1: sucks to be you
Stranger 2: it does
Stranger 1: fuck the UK
Stranger 2: dude chill
Stranger 2: its not that bad
Stranger 2: they just have weird food
Stranger 2: and terriable weather
Stranger 1: I bet the pussy is nice
Stranger 2: im a girl
Stranger 2: so i mean
Stranger 1: so?
Stranger 2: i generally dont fuck girls
Stranger 1: so you have?
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 2: but i think in the right situation id be willing to try
Stranger 1: I think you should
Stranger 2: everyone experiments in the 20s right?
Stranger 2: itd have to be in a three some
Stranger 1: well not guy's. that's just gay
Question to discuss:
My microwave and phone are broken and I can't reach the hot pockets. I fear I don't have much time left. What should I do?
Stranger 1: oh no
Stranger 1: cry
Stranger 2: die
Stranger 1: and die
Stranger 1: that too
Stranger 2: problem solved
Stranger 1: murder
Stranger 1 has disconnected