WE PRESENT TO YOU THE ONGOING SAGA OF LORD COCK
(SINCE YOU CLEARLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME)
[11:12:15 AM] The Author: >2014
[11:12:26 AM] The Author: >not worshipping LORD COCK THE BLOOD GOD
[11:12:31 AM] The Author: >shiggidy diggity
[11:13:09 AM] His Compatriot: Blood makes the grass grow, kill kill kill!
[11:13:49 AM] The Author: Dude, LORD COCK sounds more like a goddess than a god
[11:13:52 AM] The Author: With all the blood
[11:13:58 AM] The Author: And killing while bleeding
[11:15:04 AM] His Compatriot: Gender doesn't apply to lord cock. It's an entity. An enigma. It performs its dreadful
deed then retreets into the mind of the generation, not to be reawakened for a nother 300 years.
[11:15:19 AM] The Author: You spelled LORD COCK wrong
[11:16:51 AM] His Compatriot: Thinking too hard on him, say by adding the extra effort to hold down the shift key,
shaves off years to from that three hundred. With how things have been going, we've prolly got like
six days before it's back.
[11:18:42 AM] The Author: Well, fuck.
[11:20:30 AM] His Compatriot: Yeah. Far as sexualized lovecraftian murder- entities go, lord cock at least tries its
damndest to pay us a visit whenever he can.
[11:21:04 AM] The Author: Well, that's his problem.
[11:21:32 AM] The Author: 'Specially since NERV's gone out of their way to build the Evangelivaginas.
[11:21:38 AM] The Author: They will be the saviors of humanity
[11:21:42 AM] The Author: Or their destruction
[11:21:46 AM] The Author: We need more research
[11:22:30 AM] His Compatriot: What we need is more highly trained teens with attitude.
Later.....
[3:38:08 PM] The Author: lel
[3:39:16 PM] The Author: Soo...how's LORD COCK doin'?
[3:40:04 PM] His Compatriot: Turns out ineffectual lovecraftian bullshit entities make for god awful roommates
[3:40:20 PM] His Compatriot: I leave the house and literally all of my stuff is covered in scrotum skin.
[3:42:21 PM] The Author: ...See, why the fuck would you move in with him, anyways?
[3:43:05 PM] His Compatriot: Nigga pays his rent.
[3:44:24 PM] The Author: With what?
[3:44:48 PM] The Author: Elderbux?
[3:44:51 PM] The Author: Threats?
[3:44:56 PM] The Author: Plague avoidance pacts?
[3:46:02 PM] His Compatriot: He made a killing in the japanese porn industry a few years back and decided to move out
here in order to take in some of that 'Rustic Charm' that comes with the southern living.
[3:46:13 PM] His Compatriot: Nigga figured out paypal in like, six minutes. Took me like a month.
[3:55:49 PM] The Author: Nice
WILL LORD COCK CONTINUE TO PAY HIS RENT?
WILL HE STOP LEAVING SCROTUM SKIN ALL OVER THE HOUSE?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME, YOU CUM-GUZZLING LOVE NUGGETS!
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ALL HAIL LORD COCK