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THINGS I THINK ABOUT WHEN I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP, part 1 IDEAS FOR SCIENCE-THEMED PORNOS Erwin Schrodinger: Pussy Destroyer Issac Newton's Huge Apples Nikola Tesla's Electric Cock Charles Darwin: Theory Of Natural Erection Hans Asperger: Ass Burglar (This one's kinda hit or miss) Stephen Hawking's Big Black Holes Sigmund Freud's Pink Slip

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